If Men Find Out, Romney Is Toast

Sun. April 15, 2012:

     We should have footage right here, because it is everywhere.
Everyone could see this secret for themselves, were they to pay closer attention.
So far, Obama advertisers have missed this secret weapon.
But if they design the ad correctly, it will narrow Obama's deficit among male voters significantly.

The secret?  Mitt Romney's walk.
It is an automaton's walk,  a busy-body's walk, a disconnecter's walk, a "mincer's" walk.

Barack Obama's walk, by contrast, is arrogant long strides -- i.e., "manly."

The contrast may be worth 10 points in the polls.

Will presidential political adviser David Plouffe make gold out of this secret?
Will his wife Olivia?
Will his politically astute friends, from Maine to California?